I'm Going to Spend the Next 10 Years Making Sure They Don't Accidentally Kill One Another

"I get him!"

 So, Ainsley and Xander have started wrestling lately.  It's quite hilarious, except for the fact that sometimes, Ainsley tries to kill Xander.

Scenario:  Ainsley and Xander rolling around on the floor laughing.

Ainsley: (climbing on top of Xander) I RIDE HIM!

Xander: (giggles)

He is unfazed...at the moment.

Ainsley: (pushing Xander's face into the floor) XANDER PONY!

Xander: (begins to whimper, goes limp)

Ainsley: (maniacal laughter moves to sit on his head) I SIT ON XANDER'S HEAD!

Me: GET OFF HIS HEAD!

Ainsley: (unmoving, forgets English)

Xander: (continues to be limp)

Me: (rushing to move Ainsley off Xander) You do NOT sit on your brother's head!

I recognize that this situation won't last long. Xander will start to fight back.  As a matter of fact, in the bathtub last night, Xander pushed Ainsley's head into the water.  So it begins....